Can You Keep An Eye On The Pope For Just 5 Minutes?

Two months ago, you came to Europe looking for adventure. The plan was to backpack throughout the continent, drinking and carousing your way through country after country with no agenda but to live life to its fullest. You wanted to eat, sleep, and exhale all of the different amazing cultures, but, disappointingly, you’ve hardly done any of that. All you’ve done is visit a bunch of old buildings, usually among crowd of other tourists. And today–the last day of your trip–is no different.

You’re here at the Vatican, looking at old buildings with a tour group. Your window for a grand European adventure is quickly closing, and if you don’t do something soon, your trip will have been a trash.

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